Everyone deserves to spice up their hairstyle every once in a while. Coasting through life with the exact same haircut year after year is boring. Of course, when making such a big change to your physical appearance, you should go to a barber or hairstylist with skill and experience.
Unfortunately, that’s not always the case. Let’s just say some of these hair “professionals” didn’t exactly meet their clients’ expectations. In fact, some hair cuts have turned out so bad that a trend of “say no more” memes erupted. Check out some of the worst and insane haircuts ever below.
#1. “I want a blend of Elvis and Mr Spock. Perfect.”
It must take a lot of hair product to keep the hair intact throughout the day.
#2. Introducing, Princess Leia’s evil sister.
I wouldn’t be smiling if I were her… how does she even sleep with those things on the sides of her head?
#3. I’m at a loss for words…
I think I’ve been hypnotized by the spiral on top of his head.
#4. He lives in a pineapple under the sea…
A part of me just wants to snip the green part of the hair off.
#5. It appears that he took the scenic route.
Always the longer route but well worth it for all the beautiful visuals.
#6. How does he even fit through doors?
Does he have to crouch down each time?
#7. It’s fashion, you wouldn’t understand.
It’s just another alternative to long hair extensions.
#8. Now someone is going to come in asking for a Bart Simpson.
It’s bound to happen, sooner or later. A new trend might have just started here.
#9. He’s never going to have to worry about losing one now.
This is a very smart and cost-effective decision.
#10. I have a tall caramel macchiato for Brad.
I love how there’s white outlining around the edges and facial hair as well.
#11. Whenever he showers, you can say that he’s hydroplaning.
I wonder what model car these tires are from.
#12. Not only can he see the haters coming…
He can arrest them too! Be careful around the guy with this haircut.
#13. Unwrapped condom or planet Saturn?
Regardless of what it resembles, the next step here is simple: shave off all the hair.
#14. It’s a frame for his face.
Now when you print out photos of him, no frames are required.
#15. Goku finally obtained super Saiyan six.
No one is a bigger fan of Dragon Ball Z than this guy, I know who he’s dressing up as for Comic Con.
#16. I call this one the “Last Haircut.”
In reference to the “Last Supper” but also because this should be the last haircut he ever gets from this barber.
#17. There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s but there’s a wrong way to cut hair.
And apparently a wrong way to style it as well.
#18. Yeah and I heard his mind stinks.
But seriously… what made this man think it was ok to go out in public with this hair?
#19. His haircut makes him look unreal.
He looks like a man-made robot or lego man.
#20. If he stands out in the sun for too long, it’ll be cooked to medium.
Or even overly done if he’s not careful. Nobody likes burnt meat.
#21. At least she’ll save a lot of money on headware.
That must be a pain to maintain though.
#22. Every time his girl looks at him, it’ll be like fireworks all over again.
If that ain’t romance, I don’t know what is.
#23. This strawberry doesn’t look fresh at all.
It looks like we’ll be returning some strawberries to the grocery store today.
#24. I want to make a joke about this, but I just can’t deny the barber skills here.
Although the look is questionable, that gradient is on point.
#25. Legend has it, you can still scan his barcode to this day.
But what happens after you scan the barcode is the real question here.